Only the beginning

Cadwalladr reports that far-right hitherto-non-entity Andy Wigmore has set up shop as a Covid tester for the Govt for the price of untold millions. This is so blatant a racket, it’s putrid, it’s there in the open, but not picked up by the mainstream. This is a coup, Blukip Leavers have hollowed out the Tories, festooned themselves in the Lords, and are cleaning up on mega contracts for shit they know nothing about but care not a jot for.

Add to this how Trump is going to have his own parade on inauguration day (as he undertakes to execute as many felons of a certain colour and pardon as many felons of a certain loyalty in his final weeks) announcing his run for 2024. That, with the Brexit deal signed, the BBC got on to talk about it no less than Mr 4% seven-times-failed MP and race-baiter Farage to discuss it, he who has already renamed his party the Reform Party to dissociate from his own Brexshit … that the Daily Mail (even!) reported how Danny Tommo has been cited in a court case for taking cocaine and shagging a highly placed comms director with the Trump administration.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9081005/Tommy-Robinsons-right-hand-man-cocaine-fuelled-affair-married-communications-director.html

Looking at Tommo’s vk.com threads he is all over the Proud Boys now.

The point in short is, these people are well-connected, their structure runs trans-Atlantic, top-down from the Lords to the Wetherspoons to the White House, they’re plugged into bottomless sources of funding (some private but on the UK side very public). They’re not going away. And Brexit was only the gateway on the UK side, an opener, taking in incursions from the Sudetenland to Poland but only the beginning nonetheless.

Strangely, only now Banks realises, then laments, the complexion of the UK’s trade port set-up. And in so doing blames the French.

Smugglers

The above is Moore’s take on food shortages, weirdly advocating we break the law (as said elsewhere, Tories are far-right lawless scum … ). Anyway, uncannily enough I’d wrote of Tice yesterday:

Do you reckon Tice had some wonderful holidays in Cornwall or whatevs pretty coastal towns as a child, where he ate chicken in a basket at The Smugglers Tavern, walls festooned with maritime tat, was absolutely absorbed by a museum in tunnels hewn out the cliffs about 18th century wreckers, and he was like “this is the most exciting thing ever!” And now he wants that, awaking from his dreary life as a property speculator, see England revert to this hideous time he sees through Disney-sequel nostalgia. It is all some throwback to a childhood lost.
Like brokers’ wives used to open tea shops and make gingham-lid jams.

Food, glorious lack of

A piece for the NE Byline Times. Not sure how much I added about shipping costs going up, refridgeration units being in high demand not least for Turkish-invented, German-developed, Belgium-produced vaccines. That the UK can’t grow its own food without EU seasonal labour. Just too much to say.

“Countries around the world are asserting their sovereignty and controlling their borders shutting out the UK. This includes France, the largest access point for freight from Europe into the UK and back. Most of that freight is food, that will be rotting in the lorries or simply not brought in at all. The crisis in the UK’s ability to feed itself is upon even sooner than we thought. There will be gaps in the supply of fresh food, supermarkets have warned. Food. That stuff that keeps us alive.

In fact it is only bringing forward the problems long predicted would come from Brexit but were dismissed as Project Fear. Yet only a week ago the Daily Mail was assuaging its readers the Brexit they knowingly voted for would in fact meddle with their ability to eat, e.g. affect pizza flour imports, among many other things, but hey-ho, we’ll just eat more toast. The Guardian published an almost identical piece.

This is idiocy: all food supplies are finite, and if you lose one source of food, its consumers switch to the remaining, finite food stuffs. Basically Mail and Guardian readers all pile on for the same bit of toast, creating further shortages, price hikes, and potential panic. Amid job losses from Covid and the chaos of Brexit, the use of foodbanks has grown hyper-exponentially under the Tories. Food banks depend on charity, but people can only give if they can afford to. A Covid-Brexit recession atop disrupted food supplies will hammer that capacity to give food, there may be no food to give, while very much raising the number of people in need of food banks, people in a first-world economy in dire need of literal food charity.

But this is all an ‘opportunity’ to failed MP and arch-No Dealer Richard Tice, who thinks tariffs are great, and the potential closure of European markets to UK food producers – including 70% of the UK’s fishing catch going to Europe, due to tariffs, food processing regulations, permits et al, red tape basically set up to stop animal living in squalor and people getting food poisoning – is just as great an ‘opportunity’ , with British consumers able to eat the lamb that Europe no longer buys. Yes, because their usual foodstuffs have disappeared. ‘Sovereignty’ in the UK means having no choice in what you eat.

Also, “let them eat lamb” requires tapping into a domestic market that as yet does not exist. Does the UK have the capacity in distribution of livestock and abatoirs to feed this upsurge-from-the-skies demand from British consumers? Will UK consumers switch from their beloved imported Cod to the British lobsters turned away from Europe?

The issues surrounding our free trade and the food that comes with it, have always been mundane: infrastructure, capacities and customs. Even before this latest almighty closing of borders, queues of trucks down the M20 and other roads through Kent have been building for weeks now to become miles long, creating nightmare images of snakes of lorries curling through the countryside, converging into claustrophobic clouds of diesel fumes at the port access points.

Much of the pressure is from firms stockpiling in the run-up to Brexit to avoid possible tariffs and supply bottlenecks. There is also the Christmas rush, which will end. But for the most part, it is a perfect storm of all the problems that were long predicted that would come with disruption of any kind to our trade with the EU, deal or no deal.

Leaving the Single market and Customs Union means UK businesses will need to fill out approximately 215 million additional customs declarations each year to keep trading with the EU, declarations that some 50,000 new customs officers would be recruited to deal with, among other things. But in May, Bloomberg reported that the disruptive impacts of Covid lockdown were hampering efforts to recruit those officers, and by November the situation had not improved a jot, with George Baker, of Felixstowe-based customs brokerage George Baker Shipping, saying “a very serious shortage of customs agents, brokers and intermediaries is now sadly unavoidable”.

Would you want to be a newbie customs’ officer, overwhelmed with paperwork and outnumbered by rightfully frustrated truckers, with the weight of the country’s ability to trade on your shoulders? or just abandon their posts as the logistical nightmare washes ashore.

In 2018, the unelected Brexicrat Lord Peter Lilley infamously stated  that projections of the M20 becoming a lorry park were “rubbish”. One could spend a lifetime picking through the bull of Brexiters’ claims, and we shall be picking through the rubble those claims will deliver soon enough. Almost 30 lorry parks are to be built in Kent alone, by Government fiat, possibly even giving hauliers a beautiful view of 13th century churches right up close, as and when Farage’s Garages are finished.

Backed up lorries without facilities will see Kent become “the toilet of England”. The 1,700-space park near Ashford is being built on a flood plain – which predictably flooded in November and will delay its completion until at least February 2020.

Hygiene besides, it will be unsafe. The Department of Transport has temporarily suspended limits on road hours by EU drivers  up to December 30 to deal with far tighter logistics capabilities. Of course, in the dark hours of bad-weather winter, caning drivers to exhaustion will lead to more accidents and road deaths, which is why limits were brought in. After January 1, naturally, no such limits apply to UK drivers in the UK in any case, and ‘temporary’ becomes permanent by default.

Even more reason for hauliers not to want to do the job. And this is the worst of it. Hauliers from the EU side will say “no”. “Chaos and unpredictability can lead to trucking capacity being allocated to other markets,” Kristian Kaas Mortensen, Strategic Director at Girteka Logistics, told Bloomberg,” leaving UK supermarkets “with less than full shelves.

Why would they come? Even if they could cope with the added discomfort of waiting for days either side of the Channel, by dint of turning Kent into a massive Portaloo park, it doesn’t work. With the opportunity cost of missed work elsewhere thanks to delays, that hauliers are paid by the kilometre, and inertia earns nought, and the risk of penalties for later deliveries and spoiled goods … they won’t come.

On the plus side, this will mean far fewer trucks coming into the UK for officers to deal with, or use of facilities required for their departure. But the down side, the real problem, is shortages of food and all else simply because the trucks aren’t coming. People have still got to eat, and if they can’t get their usual foodstuffs, they turn to what is available, piling on the demand for other goods that become short in supply, sending prices up, evoke panic buying and add violence and hyper-inflation to a proto-famine. 

We are not self-sufficient, it is winter, and if the ports cannot cope then it is not about sourcing from elsewhere, because it is not coming in. And we are not going out. The short is, the crisis is truly upon us already.”

Banks

How to fuck up millions of lives in one easy step – Brexshit criminal clusterfuck. The stress these people must be under, and what, return to the UK in the middle of the worst recession in 300 years? Because the Govt hasn’t done shit for passporting?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/banks-close-expat-accounts-in-brexit-confusion-jnn9t237s?fbclid=IwAR3o_dsN3j2phyXC8kGXfh8wrqJgMkfMDmmWtWsHomAog8DIjIRZ1zILFkM

On another tack, there’s a lot about hauliers going around. The 7,000 truck queues through Kent and the sea of piss it’ll generate, the tale-backs, the delays to all goods from fresh food to just-in-time parts, and this is with a deal. On the other hand what we’re seeing already is customs’ fees being applied to goods being shipped in from the mainland and delivery fees going through the roof on top of delays. Notwithstanding that we don’t have the customs capacity in terms of staff or infrastructure (building lorry parks on flood planes), nor in a No Deal do we have anywhere near enough permits for hauliers to go mainland Europe, there is the issue that hauliers from Europe, faced with suich interminable delays for which they’ll be costed as well as spending misterable days in shitty wintery Britain, just won’t come. It’s noe worth the time, cost or risk, which will further pressure other hauliers and see shortages and freight rates rocket. One geez on FB went on about how his corporate flower supply from Holland wouldn’t be affected, he thinking there’d be enough refridgerated units to cope with vaulted demand from fresh food suppliers and then for Pfizer vaccines, as well as demand from corporates at all. From another direction there will be a reduction in pressure from trucks traversing the UK to go to Ireland as the EU has done a lot to expand port capacities and direct routes by ferry. This however means a lot of local suppliers, B&Bs,rest stops, all that already in situ to cater for their demand, no longer have that trade.

It’s hard to see how amid a pandemic, after four years we’re still heading for No Deal, and even the deal we get we are not ready for. But the psychos in Downing St carry on because there is some other interest being served.

Hauliers

From Giles Whittel of Tortoise:

Endgame. (“Endgame” is probably misleading. 2021 will probably be as full of Brexit talks as 2020 has been but there’s a place for shorthands even in slow news. And it’s Friday.)

So what is going on with Brexit? Talks are stalled. Both sides say brace for no deal. We’re not going to the wire. We’re at the wire.

The EU wants a legally binding level playing field on labour, environmental and other standards. Determined Brexiteers say Europe doesn’t understand sovereignty and their desire for it, and no one’s budging.

A country club analogy may help Team Brexit see the other point of view. Britain is the boisterous ex-member who wants to go on using the pool for free, wearing shorts – or nothing at all – even though the club insists on Speedos. He reckons the club, with an eye on bar takings, will cave in the end. He drinks a lot and lives next door, but some people on the membership committee are damned if they’re going to cut him a deal that others will demand. Also, he hasn’t ruled out offering cut-price mini-golf in his garden to lure business away from the club. To the committee, that looks like blackmail.

Back in the real world, here are some of the things that will happen if neither side gives ground on the level playing field argument and talks are shelved on Sunday:

  • The pound will fall – some say to parity with the dollar, some to around $1.20.
  • Food prices will rise immediately because 45 per cent of food consumed in the UK is imported. Shortages because of truck queues and tariffs (from 1 January) would fuel the same trend.
  • Those truck queues, already building up because of stockpiling, will get longer. Portaloos will appear along the M20 for stranded drivers. It’s not clear if the two giant truck parks being built near Ashford under emergency planning rules with no environmental impact assessment will be put into use before 1 January – but they aren’t finished yet. 
  • A slow exodus of people and assets from the City will continue and may pick up speed. EY says 7,500 financial services jobs and £1.2 trillion in assets have been moved so far from London to Frankfurt, Paris and elsewhere. 

Two non-British voices worth listening to at this febrile time are those of Malcolm Turnbull and Mette Frederiksen.

Turnbull, the centre-right former Australian prime minister, says of Boris Johnson’s frequent references to an Australian-style relationship with the EU: “Be careful what you wish for.” Australia doesn’t have any sort of free trade deal with the EU – although it wants one and is trying to get one. In the meantime “there are very large barriers to Australian trade with Europe [and] Australians would not regard our trading relationship with Europe as being a satisfactory one”. (Note: EU-Australian trade in 2019 was worth about €80 billion. EU-UK trade in 2019 was worth about £680 billion. Sydney is 10,400 miles from Brussels. Dover is 22 miles from Calais.)

Frederiksen is Denmark’s prime minister. Yesterday she said the EU would not make a deal “that undermines companies in Denmark, Sweden or Germany”. One company on her mind will be Ørsted, formerly Danish Oil and Natural Gas, now divested of fossil fuels and one of the world’s largest wind power specialists. An unlevel playing field that poured British subsidies into British wind power firms would be a) a serious threat to Ørsted and b) entirely plausible without a mechanism to make the UK play by agreed rules.

Remember Johnson’s promise of a green industrial revolution? The boisterous ex-member’s instincts are not all malign.

From the Daily Mail. They’ve overlooked that the homegrown foods is only as long as the farms are subsidised, protected, not deliberately rewilded and we import food from further beyond the EU (with concomitant increases in pollution, cost and time).

Oz

Curtesy of a paper owned by an Australian scumbag: ttps://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/prepare-for-no-deal-pm-tells-britain-0m97hhmz6

Our own crap: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55266678

Australia style deal is No Deal. Every paper y’day did report that. FWIW, Australia has no deal with the EU. It wants a deal as the current arrangement is sub optimal. But as it is Europe is a fraction of the value to Oz as Europe is to the UK, not least as Oz is 12,000 miles away and its econony is overwhelmingly engaged with its nearest neighbours and has FTAs with them to that end. Ex Ox PM has called No Deal a total disaster, but we have another ex Oz PM Tony Abbott as trade commissionner (unelected forrin byurcrat dictating our trade). …

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-ex-australian-pm-warns-23151035

Johnson thinks this is funny.

Bloomberg is interestingly caustic as well, not this piece but denotes the mood: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-12-08/boris-johnson-to-be-boxed-in-on-brussels-return-for-crisis-talks

Tool

Owen Jones blames Remainers for a hard Brexit. What a tool. It’s exactly what the Leavers who voted for Brexit and the Tories over and over again – the real people to blame for all this – have done all along, blame the world and his dog for their own insatiable, self-inflicted misery, for the failure of their own intractable ziggurat of contradictory shit that is Brexit, blame the people who said, rightly, from day one, ‘with the best will in the world, it simply doesn’t work’. Jones seems less inclined to blame the lying gangsters than he does the ones who called them that. And strangely he seems to be too afraid, or is too much of a raging hypocrite, to attack the Lexiters on his own side who also backed Brexit.Lexiters who I’ve met in person and have been as abusive and physically threatening as the worst Brexiter thugs. Lexiters who may have had a myriad of valid reasons for wanting to leave the EU, but band-waggoned on the far-right jalopy in their own Pact of Steel, thinking that allying with and enabling their greatest enemy – indeed, everyone’s greatest enemy – would deliver a Socialist paradise. To the extent that one-time bulwarks of the left like Kate Hoey and George Galloway throw themselves at the likes of Farage and Bannon, start spouting conspiracy theories about Soros, the ‘forrin’, hating on people with degrees.Instead of blaming the people who foresaw a hard, far-right Brexit for what it was, saw through the mass of lies, saw the real powers and money behind it and the agenda sought, not just by Rees-Mogg and Farage, but Bannon, Eliot, and the further-flung but no less dangerous Putin and Trump who so curiously also wanted Brexit … instead of blaming those ordinary folk who tried to stop a far-right coup from raping the country, who got assaulted for doing so, got death threats for doing so, got called remoaners and traitors, citizens of nowhere, for doing so by everyone from MPs to thugs in the street to top media pundits … instead of blaming the Remainers who called it and are being proven right every passing minute of every day, why doesn’t Owen denounce the Lexiters without whom the Brexiters would have lost the 2016 referendum? The Lexiters who allied with the far-right, who teamed up with and continued to enable the exact same kind of people that literally kicked Jones’ head in only a year ago? Who sent death threats to Soubry and Grieve? The ones of whose ilk murdered Jo Cox? Who now masturbate in the dunes watching refugee children drown, who parrot the plots by Eliot’s cabal to rid of the UK’s part in the European Convention of Human Rights?Which Labour MP can he point to that lifted a finger to stand up for the rights of the three million Europeans in the UK that work here, live here, have families and homes here, pay tax here, contribute immeasurably across key sectors and industries and are just decent people – yet who are spat at and blamed for all the ills of the country, from May calling ‘queue jumpers’ and Johnson saying they’ve made their homes here too long – and have to apply to stay under the same roof as their children? Can Owen show us the articles he’s written denouncing this Windrush reboot of a crime against humanity? Or the abandonment of the British in Europe, with jobs and families et al, having to meet points quotas to come back?Because all of that disgusting shit was going on before the referendum, after the referendum, when May had a majority, when she lost it, when Johnson’s government collapsed, when he got 80 seats. Those Tories who at every turn mandated that come Hell or high, freedom of movement would end, and all the jobs and opportunities to come with that would be binned, and millions of lives trammelled? At what point were the Remainers in a position to derail that wall-to-wall poison and its poisonous legislation? When did Corbyn say, ‘this is a grotesque way to treat people’? When did Jones say, ‘whatever the Hell people thought they were voting for, this ain’t it.’If a referendum is found to have been rigged and corrupted and duplicitous on so vast a scale as the 2016 referendum, not only is it right to have a second referendum, you have to, instead of this boneheaded ‘the people have spoken, we have to respect that.’ Fucking show us, Jones, the respect the Brexiters have for the people in this country, especially the sick, the disabled, the poorest whom Brexit will fuck over first, worst and foremost? Have you never heard of Switzerland, which has referenda all the time. And if they find that a referendum was dodgy, not quite straight in the way an issue was presented, or led to an unexpected consequence, what do they do? They have another one. Because they have the maturity to accept that even the will of the people can be wrong and actually with hindsight maybe a better decision can be reached. Jones somehow doesn’t believe his lot are entitled to reconsider in the face of new facts, or finding they’ve been harnessed to monumental, murderous deceit by very rich, very wicked people. Same as he doesn’t believe how much of the debate was corrupted by trolls, bots, and memes swamping social media with hate upon lies upon hate, oh no, his creed could never fall for that. Marketing isn’t a trillion-dollar industry in his world, people aren’t influenced by what they read or are bombarded with on the radio, TV, newspapers, and their chat networks pinging shit in their pockets 24/7. No, the Lexiters enabled a far-right coup for their own wholly valid opinions that have proven heroically unshakable in the face of all evidence and reality to the contrary.How patronising that he can’t bring himself to tell the Lexiters, ‘you got conned, you sided with the Fash and now they’re going to fuck you up.’ How violently stupid is he now, in the face of a far-right coup becoming an authoritarian avalanche of avarice, instead of seeking to unite us against that, he blames its staunchest opponents. Just like everyone else.What kind of piece of shit would behave in that way? What kind of piece of shit is Owen Jones? Maybe I got it completely wrong and there’s an entire pantheon of articles and speeches by Jones denouncing all of the above. How unfair of me. See how it feels when people say unfair, untruthful things. So why does the cunt come kicking around blaming the people who said all along it was going to be fucking shit?