Surely I can talk about something else

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65953605

Still – ha! Stitch that. Not so much a kangaroo court as the Commons’ own in-house HR, enforcing the rules that voters expect their elected representatives to stick to when the latter agree to the job. A disciplinary for which Johnson got a quarter of a million quids’ worth of top legal counsel, someone on £5m who’s turned up to absolutely fuck all votes since leaving No. 10 (as voted for by his own MPs) and a backing that most mere mortals in this country would never get thanks to his Govt.

So fuck him, fuck him in spades.

Also who the hell is this Lord Jackson, Jack Dee lookalike? Judge a man by his friends, well Jesus H, Bojo.

Top, for the birds, below, flower seeds for the bees. Birds and bees, seeds. Seeds, birds, bees. No seeds, no beeds, no nothing. So my feathered mother fucker friends, eat only the fatballs.

Smokes

https://vascular.org/news-advocacy/articles-press-releases/3-reasons-smokers-are-higher-risk-amputations

Y’day we had to dispose of at least £1,000 worth of cigarettes, cigarellos and rolling tobacco out the back. A strange travesty to behold, even I who’s not smoked in over a decade felt the need to grab chunks of baccy and roll it in my hands to smell.

Meanwhile: Johnson and Sunak bunfight; Farage admits failure; Trumps indicted, tho death threats on Telegram multiply; Dorries quits, Adams (who he?) quits; Robinson may go down again.

Guy at work my age has COPD. Still smokes, complains about a job hoying goods up and down stairs.

Why’s he gone all policey?

Johnson was only a few days ago bleating he shouldn’t have to hand over private messages and files to the Covid inquiry. Now he’s all in favour – why dat? Is it less that he’ll be exonerated so much as others will be worse exposed and besmirched, will he level the playing field by allowing others to be brought down below his own disgraced level?

So long as we get to the truth and causes his blood pressure to spike.